JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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