we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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