The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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