She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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