thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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