why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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