I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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