Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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