where does the pee come out of this thing
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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