It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize