BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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