I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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