i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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