at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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