so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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