how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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