Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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