There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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