....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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