i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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