During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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