Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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