I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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