ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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