The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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