I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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