After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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