hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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