My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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