Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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