You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
babies were throwing up all over the place
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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