Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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