in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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