I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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