Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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