just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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