brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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