hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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