they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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