im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?