Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?