dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
no. you can't hotbox the world.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.