Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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