I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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