I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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