kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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