She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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