D3 body, D1 cock
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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