I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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