My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
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