only you would photoshop your dick
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm like, not good at living.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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