hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I skipped work to stalk him.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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