doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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