Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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