So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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