he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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