Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
