Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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