You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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