I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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