You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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