The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
we should paint friendship bongs
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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